Nuggets

Collection of favorite quotes, lines, sayings...

 

Stephen Wright Quotes

I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

Half the people you know are below average.

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film

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Smallville Quotes

hey guys! interested in smallville quotes???
here are some:

"Luthors are not afraid. We don't have that luxury. We're leaders. You have a destiny, Lex. You're never going to get anywhere with your eyes closed." -Lionel Luthor

"She told me that, "Life is about change. Sometimes it's painful, sometimes it's beautiful, but most of the time it's both." -Lana

"Dad, you have no idea what I'm capable of." -Lex Luthor

"Don't sound so shocked Clark. Guys do find me attractive, even though I don't have raven hair and the initials L.L." -Chloe

"Greatness is a rarefied air one must be taught to
breathe!" -Lionel Luthor

"If this town ever had connections, they wouldn't have named it Smallville." -Lex Luthor

"I swear, that girl's got you low-jacked." -Whitney

Clark: "You might consider rounding those curves at a speed that won't actually break the sound barrier."
Lex: "Hey, where's the fun in that?"

Chloe: "I don't get it."
Pete: "Women dig me. Get used to it"

Lionel Luthor: "We don't need to play games, son."
Lex Luthor: "Dad, games are all we got."

"I didn't move to Smallville for action and glamour, I moved because I certain man told me we'd never be rich, or travel the world, but he'd always love me. How could I pass up an offer like that?" -Martha Kent

"You came to play on my hatred of my father, now I'm going to play on yours. Why take one company, when we can take two?" -Lex Luthor

Clark: "Chloe, you can't just go snooping around someone's house."
Chloe: "It's a mansion. It's designed for snooping."

Lana: "I didn't know you were such a history buff."
Lex: "I'm not; I'm just interested in people who ruled the world before they were thirty."

Clark: "You know, uh, Chloe this is a class project not a corruption scandal."
Chloe: "Relax Clark, it's not like you have anything to hide."

"You came into my life, thinking you could shake me down 'cause I'm just some spoiled rich brat who needed his daddy's protection. Trust me; when I make things disappear, they stay buried."
-Lex Luthor

"It's amazing how one moment can change your life forever."
-Cassandra

"You know, just because you spend a lot of time with someone doesn't mean you know their darkest secrets." -Chloe

"Life's a journey, Clark; I don't wanna go through it following a roadmap." -Lex Luthor

Clark: "Chloe, don't you ever knock?"
Chloe: "It's a barn, Clark."

Lex: "This is hardly business."
Lionel Luthor: "Generations of Luthors would beg to differ. It's always business, especially where the Hardwicks are concerned"

Lex: "I know the Kents. And not even you could convince them to sell that farm."
Rickman: You may be surprised."
Lex: "Trust me, Bob. You're not that charming."

*whispers to Victoria* "Congratulations. [whispering] I hope it was worth it." -Lex Luthor

"You take the ultimate rush, you pay the ultimate price." -Chloe

Dr. Hamilton: "A situation's come up in my lab."
Lex: "Don't you mean your barn?"

Chloe: "Pete, do you want to take a commercial break from the soap opera in your head? I've told you a million times, I'm not interesting in Clark."
Pete: "Your vehement denial has been duly noted."

Lionel Luthor: "You know perfectly well how I feel about you."
Lex: "Hence, I'm at a crap factory in Smallville."

"Chloe, I could never outgrow you. Other than vertically." -Clark

"Careful dad, you're getting emotional. We could always try a rematch. Or are you afraid you can't take your son again?"
-Lex Luthor

"We all have secrets Clark." -Chloe

"Sometimes people can surprise you." -Lana

"A high school boyfriend isn't a husband, he's an obstacle."
-Lex Luthor

Lex: "I promise I'm not a criminal mastermind."
Clark: "I know, a criminal mastermind would have worn a mask."

"The only person who controls your destiny, is you."
-Jonathan Kent

"Funny how one day can change your whole life." -Lex Luthor

Earl: "I tried talking to your father, but he wouldn't listen to me."
Lex: "I know the feeling. Earl, you say that everyone's been lying to you? I'm going to tell you the truth. My father doesn't care about you. He doesn't care about anybody in this room because if we all die, his PR firm will spin it. His insurance company will pay out and you, Earl will go down as the bad guy."

"I look forward to resuming our verbal judo." -Lex Luthor

Clark: "He even tried to teach me how to play guitar; said it was a good way to impress women."
Chloe: "Oh yeah, we're all a sucker for a guy with a six-string."

"Lex, listen to this: if you sell out your family, then you will truly be alone in the world." -Lionel Luthor

"I don't care about the past, I believe in the power to reinvent yourself." -Lex Luthor

Clark: "Mom, if you could see anything, what would you do?"
Mrs. Kent: "Learn to close my eyes."

"Very little happens in this house without my knowledge."
-Lex Luthor

Clark: "Hello citizens."
Mrs. Kent: "I'm not familiar with this child. Where's the moody one? Lives upstairs, runs real fast?"

"I'd question your integrity, but you're a journalist." -Lex Luthor

Chloe: "You know, all this resting is driving me insane. These so-called "health-care professionals" just want me to stay in bed and eat Jell-O."
Clark: "Those fascists."

"You call sleeping with me business? I hate to think what that makes you." -Lex Luthor

"And I remember looking at him, completely embarrassed because I was thinking the dumbest thing, I was thinking, God, I hope he marries me. I still think that. Every day there's a part of me that says, God, I hope he marries me." -Martha Kent

"Trust me, Clark. Our friendship is going to be the stuff of legend."
-Lex Luthor

"Okay, wait! I'm not some crash test dummy you can use to try out your dating skills." -Chloe

"If you walk out that door, I will make you disappear."
-Lex Luthor

Chloe: "Ah, the sweet smell of freedom."
Clark: "Chloe, you were in the hospital, not Alcatraz."

"You see, I don't want to do good things, I want to do great things."
-Lex Luthor

"You know we'd like to join you and Scooby in the Mystery Machine for another zany adventure... " -Pete

"In my experience there's no such thing as too much information."
-Lex Luthor

"Just because you can't get past your Lana crush, don't knock the rest of us for trying to make a love connection." -Pete

"Some people weren't meant to have a regular life, Clark." -Kyle

"I plan on being great all by myself." -Lex Luthor

"Relax. Failing isn't something I do." -Lex Luthor

Chloe: "It figures you'd side with her."
Clark: "I'm not taking anyone's side."
Chloe: "Yeah right, Clark, you're completely objective in all things Lana!"

"LuthorCorp is your company. I'm just one of its expendable employees. As you made abundantly clear when you exiled me to this charming cow-town." -Lex Luthor

"Empires are not brought down by outside forces, they are destroyed by weaknesses from within." -Lionel Luthor

"You can learn a lot from someone you hate." -Lex Luthor

Clark: "Everyone needs a friend."
Kyle: "No they don't. Because they'll always betray you in the end."

"It's not about the ending, it's about the journey." -Lex Luthor

"I'm not one of your damn science experiments, dad." -Eric

"You have no idea who you're dealing with." -Lex Luthor

"I don't believe in obligations." -Lex Luthor

"You know, the choice is yours. You can either sit in your loft and play with your telescope, or move on." -Chloe

"Just remember boys - you keep my secret, and I'll keep yours. [pause] And If you don't, you'll find out you're not the only ones who can reach through walls." -Lex Luthor

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